Toilet paper alternatives

This whole Coronavirus outbreak is just depressing. The more I listen to the news, the more depressed I get. You've heard stores have been running out of toilet paper. https://media.giphy.com/media/143yVxZmpEPwYM/source.gif If you're close to nature and know what plants to look for, you won't be in the lurch if you know what to look for. …